Thursday, March 06, 2008

Dr. Pepper dropping HFCS?

Hey! Here's a step in the right direction (not that I'm encouraging soda intake).
Dr. Pepper has a version of their popular drink made with Imperial Pure Cane Sugar.
Could this spell the end of crappy, cheap high fructose corn syurps?
We can only hope... not that we don't already take in too much sugar in America anyway... but at least it will be "top shelf".
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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Simon gets ready to maul this dudes ego. Suprising for all!


Wednesday, April 11, 2007

OMG! Could this be the ugliest shoe of 2007?

(Good god! I think an ugly truck just ran over your foot!)

This one forced me to revive GeekAustin. I haven't posted here in some time (sorry to those of you who used to actually read my rants).

If you have been keeping up, you know I like a good shoe. I like to buy shoes at Nordy's. I was checking to see if their site showed any more Adidas Utility's available (love that shoe).

As I was scanning I was stopped in my tracks. It was like my eyeballs had hit a brick wall covered in shards of broken glass. What I saw was THIS! The Chuck Taylor Converse "Specialty Hi Cabin" sneaker for men. They would have been better off calling it the Chuck Taylor Converse "Specialty Ronald McFunkinDONALD" sneaker for clowns. This bitch is UGLY!

I tell you what. I propose a challenge. If someone can send in photos of themselves actually wearing these in a stylish manner (without being a clown), I will henceforth refer to you as "Your Flyness"... because anyone who can pull THIS look off and NOT look like a clown is a fashion GOD! But, I caution you. Should you submit a photo and NOT pull off the look, your photo will be posted here for the world to see which will undoubtedly ruin your chances of ever using your penis for anything other than peeing or using it as a tent poll / towel hook. You have been warned.


Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Time lapse video of the 2006 Reno Balloon Race

Too awesome to keep to myself. Check it!


Monday, December 04, 2006

Chi-Kung = The Force

I'm skeptical... but wouldn't it be cool?

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Rummy proves America doesn't mind liars.

If we didn't like liars, why would we keep them around?
Here's a funnier version if you need a little sugar to help it go down.
Here's a foxier version if you need a little denial to help it go down.

And if you are a fan... I'm sorry. Here's a little Rumsfeld booster shot to help you feel better about the whole thing and pretend it didn't even happen. There's nothing to see here, just ignore the government and go about your business.
My theme song for most news outlets today from UB40. Download and blast!

Hrm... well... that's done. Let's see. We got a ban on Transfats... Rummy is gone... What else do we put on our wishlist?

Monday, October 23, 2006

Best commercial featuring Hip-Hop

Of course it's for a brand of fader not a soda, so you'd expect it to be good. You may know that I'm an oldschool hip-hop from the late 80's and when I saw this the first time a few months ago I was blown away! The hand movements completely match the sound being produced. Outside of the arms not having a shadow, PERFECTION! I finally hunted it down and now I'm sharing it with you.