What's that sound?

Heard a noise coming from the guest room last night... We live on the second floor, so if someone was breaking in they would have to be pretty damn tall. Brought my gun, just in case. Turns out it was our neighbor's kitty "Boots". We filed a police report and Boots will have to remain in custody until the hearing next Tuesday. We think he was in our cat's nip-stash again. We asked what he had to say for himself and he just tried to play it off, batting at our accusing finger.