World's ugliest dog - see for yourself
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| By Jon Nones 01 Jul 2005 at 01:03 PM |
| The owners of the other contestants in this year's World's Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance - until they saw Sam.
The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time. Surprise, surprise. He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said his proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara. I can't decide if this thing looks more like roadkill or the Skeksis Emperor (seen below dying in bed). As Arnold's bad writers would say "You are one ugly mutha...". You know how some things are so ugly that they are cute, like ET and Bulldogs? This guy is past that threshold. Put THAT sucker on your bag of Alpo and watch your stock price plummet!
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posted by me @ 2:06 PM
8 Comments:
What of all that is unholy is that? I have seen sewer rats that are cuter. I swear that’s the best guard dog ever. If I saw that dog in person, I would burn my clothes, shave all my hair and get micro-dermabrasion on my entire body. It looks like a dog from that HBO Tales from the Crypt show. I think that dog is on crack. I know that’s the old Taco Bell dog on crack. Just wait till the True Hollywood Story airs…you’ll see. -Ninja Brain-
Bwahahah! That's hysterical!
You forgot "Gouge your eyes out with a grapefruit spoon!"
-Marty
What hideous beasts. I'm all grossed out and laughing at the same time. UGLY, is UGLY. If pets resemble their owners, then damn, damn, damn damn. Someone's got some deep love in their heart.
Can you imagine walking that thing on a dog chain? You'll have people crossing the street to get to the other sidewalk.
It's like a dog of the living dead.
You would look like you were walking a gnarly piece of beef jerky down the street.
Kelly Osbourne should carry it under her arm... like the anti-paris.
That's two of the most hideous creatures I've ever seen. I'd cross a block to get away from them. LOL
Thank god, the owner neutered that creature. It is so ugly, it does not even deserve to be called a DOG!!!
Can you imagine coming across that thing on a dark street???? You would think that Satan had arrived in town. The hair on the back of my neck is standing on end just thinking of it!!!!
what the f***!!! who the hell dug that thing up?
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