Saturday, July 09, 2005

You'll need some ugly shoes to walk an ugly dog.

And BOY did I find them. Then winner of UGLIEST SHOE OF 2005 is... PUMA! Check out THIS footwear folly:
You can't walk the worlds ugliest dog in a fly pair of classic Adidas SLII's! That just wouldn't be right. You need a proper pair of "butt-uglies" as my boy LaRock likes to say. THESE my friend are THE butt-ugly.

I don't know what Puma was thinking here. All I can say is they better be DAMN comfortable! You can pick up your pair at Zappos and look like a-damn-fool-who-just paid-$115-for-a-pair-of-butt-uglies.

They also come in a slightly less puke-worthy "Tron Blue" as seen here:*shutter*


***UPDATE***

I'll was gonna give a little bit o slack to Puma on this because it's a Water shoe and it's meant to be completely hidden by your kayak until I saw it came in cheese yellow. Thanks to Kyle for the info on this cheesy little number.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's the name of the model...:D
please tell me if you know or if you can find out:D
thx

5:05 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

What is the name of the model?

12:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i actually like those a lot.. especially for going to the gym

4:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i really like those. especially when i work out

4:32 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Are You Kidding ME!

I think these are some of the most awesome shoes in the whole world!!!

I am a running sneaker snob, I especially like the pricy numbers like Nike Air Max and Nike Shox... (I hate basketball shoes like Jordans) I want my kicks to be sleek, modern and functional.

I used to have a black/grey/yellow pair of these Puma kayak shoes (about $80 New) and I loved them.

All those holes in the composite heal are actually vents that purge water out of the shoes after you get out of your kayak and onto dry land... (never been kayaking and shudder to think about abusing these babies in any way, especially using them for what they were designed for).... but they double nicely as air vents and my feet never sweated in them, unlike most other shoes.

Tragically I lost them when someone (with very good taste) broke into my car and took them ...

I would gladly give up all 3 pair of my Air Max with the full wrap around air bubble ($175 new) for just one pair of these pumas!!! They are that cool and that rare.
At this point, I don't even cares about Air Max because they are every-damned-where.

I looked everywhere online, and can't find these Pumas, (black/grey/yellow) model, that are in mens US size 13 anywhere.

If someone can get these Pumas please let me KNOW!!!

Yours Truly,

Adam crazyends@gmail.com

10:33 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Are You Kidding ME!

I think these are some of the most awesome shoes in the whole world!!!

I am a running sneaker snob, I especially like the pricy numbers like Nike Air Max and Nike Shox... (I hate basketball shoes like Jordans) I want my kicks to be sleek, modern and functional.

I used to have a black/grey/yellow pair of these Puma kayak shoes (about $80 New) and I loved them.

All those holes in the composite heal are actually vents that purge water out of the shoes after you get out of your kayak and onto dry land... (never been kayaking and shudder to think about abusing these babies in any way, especially using them for what they were designed for).... but they double nicely as air vents and my feet never sweated in them, unlike most other shoes.

Tragically I lost them when someone (with very good taste) broke into my car and took them ...

I would gladly give up all 3 pair of my Air Max with the full wrap around air bubble ($175 new) for just one pair of these pumas!!! They are that cool and that rare.
At this point, I don't even cares about Air Max because they are every-damned-where.

I looked everywhere online, and can't find these Pumas, (black/grey/yellow) model, that are in mens US size 13 anywhere.

If someone can get these Pumas please let me KNOW!!!

Yours Truly,

Adam crazyends@gmail.com

10:38 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

How much and where?

5:18 AM  

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