10 Steps for Coping with an Orlando / Austin move

We've been in Austin just over a year now and we're really starting to dig it. We left our cute little slice of Disney World for a steaming slab of the live music capitol. To help those making a similar trek (Ed & Kathleen... I'm talking to you), I've compiled this list of TEN things to help you cope with such a move. It works either way, so if you're leaving your steaming slab for the cute little slice, following this list will help make it better.

Move to Orlando	Move to Austin
1) Find a new church	1) Find a tattoo shop
2) Locate where you parked at Disney World	2) Locate where you parked at the Whole Foods Flagship Store
3) Visit the malls	3) Visit another city with malls
4) Remember how to vote	4) Remember to vote against Bush
5) Spend a lot to see the Titanic	5) Spend a lot to eat Organic
6) Wash car once a week	6) Wash hair once a week
7) Hawaiian print shirts	7) Guayabera Shirts
8) Keep Orlando Clean	8) Keep Austin Weird
9) Choco-Taco	9) Breakfast Taco
10) Tourists on every corner	10) Transients on every corner