I've seen the future and it's.... Naked!

According to the Wearable Technology Showcase, the future will be VERY revealing. Apparently in the future, they use sex to counteract the sex-repulsing properties of hightech gadgetry to make it a little more pallatable to wear a pair of "Cyclops goggles wired to a steel brick" in public. (Note to self... shave... legs.)

Studies show that the measurement of one's gadget-based geekfactor is inversely proportional to the number of square inches of exposed flesh on the geek in question (multiplied by a "fine" factor of course) which, taking into account the amount of gadetry and lack of exposed flesh AND a negative fine factor, would make BORG the geekiest beings ever followed by, and I hate to say it, my man... Darth Vader.

Read more:
http://www.gizmag.com/go/3681/